WHEN MAMA MAUDE GOT MAD

by Randy Reynolds

When my Gainesville, Georgia, grandmaw 
felt like givin’ lip,
She’d assume a posture, 
left hand on her hip,
Motion with her right hand 
like a cracker with a whip
And, gums packed with snuff, say, 
"I'm so mad that I could spit!"
Her fear of Baptist hell prevented 
 “damn” or “heck” or "shit.”
The worst that she would say was, 
“I’m so mad that I could spit!”